Updated: Apr 5
Brandi Rhodes (w/ Dustin Rhodes) defeated Kenzie Paige
This was pretty rough. It was very back-and-forth for the most part and not as much of a squash as you might expect. Brandi used lots of Dustin's signature offense including his bulldog and the dropdown right hand. Brandi got the win with what was ostensibly a knee strike, but it came nowhere near landing like it should have.
Post-match, Anna Jay attacked Brandi, but Red Velvet ran out to make the save -- the inverse of what happened last week.
*1/2 Thumbs In The Middle Pointing Down
Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus) (w/ Marko Stunt) defeated Ray Rosas & Eric Watts
This was Watts' debut. He's really tall, easily Luchasaurus's height, and most recently made a national appearance on a UWN Primetime show. This was clearly meant to be a showcase for him as he got tons of offense in on one of AEW's most established teams.
**1/2 Thumbs Up
Chaos Project (Serpentico & Luther) defeated Lee Johnson & Anthony Bowens
**3/4 Thumbs Up
Will Hobbs defeated RYZIN
*3/4 Thumbs Up
Eddie Kingston cut an excellent yet simple promo. He called out Janela and Kiss, saying they were talented but that they don't live up to their potential by treating everything like a joke. He finished by saying the Lucha Bros don't put up with that bullsh*t.
John Silver (w/ Evil Uno) defeated QT Marshall (w/ Dustin Rhodes)
*** Thumbs In The Middle Pointing Up
Brian Pillman Jr. & Griff Garrison defeated Cezar Bononi & David Ali
This show is largely boring and too fucking long. Im tapping out. It feels longer than dynamite.